Dj Mo Arrested by Popo Over Tinted Window and failure to give them Bribe! SMH!!

Gospel DJ Mo was arrested on Monday by three policemen after he allegedly refused to bribe them for driving in a tinted vehicle. DJ Mo was taken to Naivasha police post where he recorded a statement, and was later released.

Gospel artist Mr. Seed who was traveling from a concert in Kitale, witnessed the whole incident after he alighted from his car to find out what was happening. He was surprised because DJ Moh has never had problems with the police from the little specks of tint.

DJ Moh was accompanied by his wife Size 8 to the police station in Naivasha, and being a Christian, DJ Mo was not going to put up with corruption.

Raila’s referendum is officially dead as RUTO and Governors drop it - Uhuru/ Ruto win

President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy, William Ruto, have once again beaten former Prime Minister Raila Odinga hands down as far as the referendum is concerned.

This is after they reined in on Bomet Governor Isaac Ruto and all Governors who were pushing for Pesa Mashinani referendum to abandon the plebiscite.

Speaking at a harambee in Baringo North yesterday, Ruto, who is also the chair of the Governors’ Council, announced their official withdrawal from the Pesa Mashinani referendum, which is also being spearheaded by former Prime Minister Raila Odinga under the banner of Okoa Kenya.

Instead, the Bomet Governor asked Uhuru/ Ruto to tell their MPs and Senators to pass the Bill that will see Counties receive 45% of the national revenue up from the current 15%, saying there was no need to waste resources going to a referendum when the issue can be addressed through the National Assembly and the Senate.

“We are officially announcing that as Governors, we have dropped the push for the referendum but urge the Government.to address our concerns through legislation in Parliament,” said Ruto.

The move deals Raila Odinga a big and humiliating blow as he is now left alone and on his own and his referendum may be as good as dead.

Sexy Photos and ratchets from today’s demonstration against str!pp!ng of women in Nairobi

Njoki Chege Strikes Again… Attacks Roysambu, Kinoo and South B Men

I’m starting to accept the notion that Njoki Chege will end up fat, old and single. She has received enough backlash for her articles on
the Nation, yet that only cements her views.

The last time she generated as much hate as yesterday, it was when she wrote that fat women are to blame if their husbands cheat on them. Now on Friday, she wrote a lengthy article attacking the dignity of decent Kenyan men.

She said she will not look at you twice if the idea of fun is a weekend at Masaku 7s or Naxvegas. She also had some unkind words for men who live in Roysambu, Kinoo and South B.

Here’s the article as published by the Nation.

The last one week, I reconnected with two male friends I had not seen for ages. The lingering question was ‘So are you dating?” Or ‘Iko kajamaa kamekufurahisha?” (Is there a young man that has impressed you?).

I am not dating anyone right now, I tell them as I hastily move on to the next topic before they demand answers.

Even my mother, who for as long as I can remember always told me how ‘boys are bad’, is now asking if I am bringing a ‘friend’ this Christmas. Sorry mom, I will be flying solo this Christmas, and the next one too.

I sigh every time a well-meaning person asks me why I am not dating. Mostly, the answers I give skirt around ‘I am too busy with work and school,” or ‘Jesus is the
only man in my life’. Okay, maybe the second answer is a lie, there are quite a number of them but that is not the story here. The real answer, ladies and gentlemen, is because there is simply no men my age to date.

GUYS I SHOULD DATE
I am a few weeks shy of 25 years, which means that the guys I should date should
be aged around 28-30 years Maybe 33 years if I am to stretch it.
But the unfortunate thing I have come to realise is that the young men I am.supposed to date are far from being men.

They are boys. Tall boys with blue Subaru Imprezzas who drink cheap liquor on weekday nights and show up to their workplaces the next morning hangovered, smelling like a brewery.

Now, I lead quite a busy life Actually, my.life is busier than a brothel in a sailor town. (Hahaha, wrong example).

I am either at work or at school or
sleeping off the fatigue on weekends. My nights are late, either working or studying. Or maybe binge watching episodes of Scandal and Covert Affairs.

This means I am a rare woman to pin down. Which also means that I give you.an hour of my time from my busy schedule, then you must have really impressed me.
I am not wasting any more time with this i-Phone wielding 29-year-old jamaaz whose only goal in life is to catch a few drinks at that goddamn strip club on Baricho Road that has very few millionaires.

I cannot have a coherent meaningful conversation with these young Instagram braggats who feel the need to take photos.of every bottle of cheap lager they
imbibe. I am way beyond them and their intelligence levels are nowhere near half of mine. We are on different wavelengths.

BROKE MAN
Who has time for a man whose idea of fun is Masaku sevens and “NaxVegas’. Not me! How, pray do tell, do I get into a relationship with a young man whose only achievement is that cut-rate Toyota Mark X whose car loan he is struggling to pay?

Are you telling me that I will stoop so low as to be with a man who gets broke on the fifteenth of every month and his is the only mouth that he feeds? How is he supposed to take care of a family?

I am sick and tired of going out with
these young men who drink themselves silly, mixing low-end lagers and counterfeit whiskey only to black out on me. I am a highly respectable woman in this society, not your mother

A lot of girls my age would be impressed by a jamaa who buys them shots of fake tequila on Electric Avenue and take them
for Masaku sevens on weekends but not me. First, I don’t drink alcohol and secondly, I don’t do cheap gigs. So try.harder, young fella, it takes more than liquor lines and lies to impress me.

Because I cannot stand these little boys who hate on strong-opinionated women like me on Twitter from the discomfort of their poorly finished one bedroom apartments in Kinoo, Roysambu and South B, I go for the refined older men who add value to that precious one hour off my busy schedule.

Who wants to chat on WhatsApp with a guy juggling his limited data bundles between Instagram, Twitter and chatting four other girls on WhatsApp, Viber and Skype?

REFINED MEN
The refined men, on the other hand, are a slice of heaven. They are critical thinkers.

They are gentlemen of chivalry. They are experienced. They are well groomed. They.have class. They can manage their alcohol. They are independent. They are
not like these little 29-year-old sexually frustrated emotional leeches I avoid.

They don’t brag and they drive cars worth Sh3 million. You drive a Subaru Imprezza worth Sh850,000 and I won’t hear the last of it. Some of these older men are not
even on Twitter. Unfortunately, all the gentlemen that tickle my fancy are all married! Nothing could be more heartbreaking than this.
Every night, I ask the Lord, why, oh Lord why, are all the good men in this world married? Why are all the Instagram Braggats and Twitter Idiots still alive?

I am yet to meet my ideal kind of man. Not that I have a list. Okay, maybe I need him to be no shorter than six foot two inches, no younger than 34 years, can manage his alcohol and those who are financially blessed are encouraged to apply.

If we can have an intelligent conversation, even better. Are you the man for me?

President Uhuru is not a tribal leader like Raila and loves LUOs-See what he did for GOR

President Uhuru Kenyatta once again disproved his haters and proved to the nation that indeed he is not a tribal leader like some people and loves all tribes of Kenya regardless of who they voted for in the last General
Election.

This is after he joined the rest of Kenyans in celebrating Gor Mahia on wining this year’s Kenya Premier League (KPL) title.

Uhuru was among the few notable figures that sent congratulatory messages to Gor Mahia on winning the league despite its ethnic composition and recent acts of hooliganism witnessed from Gor fans in Machakos County.

“Congratulations Gor on winning the Kenya Premier League. We are truly proud of you,” said Uhuru.

Gor Mahia won the title after beating Ushuru FC 3 goals to nil in Kisumu at the match that was also attended by the team’s patron, who is also former Prime Minister Raila Odinga, as their closest challenger Sofapaka drew 2-2 with Tusker FC.

And to show how loving our President is, Uhuru was among those who contributed handsomely to Gor Mahia in the fundraiser held at Railways Club last week.

Uhuru also showed his love for Luos when he visited Kibra, a constituency largely inhabited by the Luo Community, immediately he landed from South Sudan to see for himself how the National Youth Service (NYS) are progressing on with a clean up exercise and other projects.

It is RAILA ODINGA who organized my beating at Orange House-MAGERER LANGAT

Embattled Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) Executive Director, Magerer Langat, on Saturday said it is former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, who organized his beating at Orange House two weeks ago.

In an extensive interview with one of the local dailies, Magerer , who is also the former Kipkelion MP said  it is ODM party leader, Raila Odinga , who organized  his beating to frustrate and eventually force him out of the position.

“We have information that the party leader coordinated the attack,” Raila said.
Langat said his woes in ODM began weeks to the botched February 28 elections, which were disrupted by goons who have come to be known as Men-In-Black.

“Prior to the elections, attempts were made by those who were in the delegates’ list favoured by the party leader to edit it to suit them but I resisted. The intention was to infiltrate the register and allow dubious characters to become delegates,” Magerer said.

He said Raila has been coordinating all the chaos in ODM with the assistance with his militias known as Men in Black.

The big guy...Senator Mike Sonko

God bless Mike Sonko - Look at what he did to this destitute orphans on Kiss 100

It seems Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, has emulated his friend and mentor President Uhuru Kenyatta in helping needy Kenyans.

On Tuesday, Sonko pledged to assist two siblings who were forced to fend for themselves after the death of their mother.

The incident happened after a lady
identified as Maija called Kiss 100 and asked to be assisted with her dire situation.

The lady revealed how her mother died in 2011 leaving her and her 19-year-old brother, then 16, to fend for themselves.

She said the house which her mother had bought was taken over by an uncle after the death of their mother.

She said things turned worse after her brother was diagnosed with sickle cell anaemia and this forced her to request relatives for help.

Maija said she went to live with relatives who begun mistreating her and using her as the house help.

“Some friends of my mum called me and said I should stay with them. While staying with them they really treated me badly.

They made me their house maid doing everything. When I find men inside the houses they would rape me in turns,” Maija said.

When Sonko was called to assist, the flamboyant MP said he will foot all their bills and take the two siblings as his children.

God bless Sonko…

Don’t ever mock GOD… Moses Wetangula has learnt a lesson – God can stop referendum! Friday

Bungoma Senator, Moses Wetangula, is on record saying even God the Almighty cannot stop calls for the referendum initiated by CORD leader, Raila Odinga.

Wetangula, who was speaking at his
Bungoma County said “the referendum is unstoppable” and mocked Jubilee supporters saying even if they pray like the Pharisees, nothing can stop the clamour for the plebiscite.

But as the scriptures say “Never underestimate God,” Wetangula is currently admitted at the Aga Khan
Hospital, Kisumu after he collapsed at the airport on his way to referendum meetings.

The vocal Senator developed breathing problems on board a Jambo Jet, where he collapsed forcing the Airline staff to rush him to Aga Khan Hospital, Kisumu.

Doctors at the hospital said Wetangula almost met his maker but God gave him a second chance.

We hope Wetangula has learnt a lesson that “God can stop everything” including Okoa Kenya and Pesa Mashinani referendum.

Mutahi Ngunyi says Raila Odinga‘s ODM is a sinking ship - I will collapse soon!

Renowned political analyst, Mutahi Ngunyi, on Thursday said ODM is disintegrating because it is in a situation where the “old wine is no longer good for the new wineskin.”

In an interview with Citizen TV Mutahi said the current rebellion in ODM is between old guards led by former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, and young turks led by firebrand Budalang’i MP, Ababu Namwamba and Mombasa Governor, Ali Hassan Joho.

He said if Raila and his coterie keep on refusing change in ODM, the Orange party will likely end up being a one tribe partybecause the few Kalenjins and Luhyas remaining will bolt out of the party.

Mutahi said Raila is no longer in charge of the party and it is hooligans led by former Nairobi Mayor, George Aladwa and Wafula Buke, who are calling shots in ODM.

However, regarding the Thursday meeting of Namwamba, Magerer Langat, Gideon Mung’aro and Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua, Mutahi said Raila cannot be shaken
by such kind of meetings because he is a master in politics.

“Raila is not the kind of a person you can surprise with sabotage; he’s an engineer in the politics of sabotaging,” Mutahi said.

Hassan Joho’s fake degree comes back to haunt him as DPP reopens case and vows to jail him

The just concluded case regarding Mombasa Governor, Ali Hassan Joho’s degree has taken another twist after Director of Public Prosecution (DPP) Keriako Tobiko reopened the case.

Speaking through social media, Tobiko ordered for fresh investigations into the alleged forgery of a degree certificate by Joho, which qualified him to run for
Governorship in the 2013 elections.

This follows a petition by the complainant, Silas Otuke, who challenged the qualification of Joho to run for Governor.

In his petition, Otuke claimed that Joho forged his degree papers from the Kampala University since he never attended any class in that university even though the university claimed the degree was genuine.

Last month, the High Court in Mombasa dismissed the petition challenging Joho’s degree certificate as premature because the petitioner had not exhausted all other Constitutional mechanisms to determine the validity of the degree.

However, Tobiko has vowed to jail Joho if new investigations will find him guilty of forgery and he will lose his seat as Governor too.

a Luopean Washing His Hands With Johnnie Walker

Well, they say being Luo is a lifestyle and extravagance is the defining trait of any Luo.

Just when you thought you had seen all the stunts our friends from Nyanza can pull they keep coming up with new ones. This guy was
spotted observing hygiene with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Gold label.

The highlight of the photo however is the seated lady looking like she is counting the losses drop by drop. Priceless.

Check it out

What a President we have!! What UHURU KENYATTA did at JKIA on Sunday! RAILA ODINGA should see this

President Uhuru Kenyatta on Sunday afternoon shocked Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) staff when he toured the facility without any of his bodyguards.

The President who was driving his Range Rover Sport toured the airport's Ebola Screening Section to assess the standards of operation.

Police manning the gate were the first to recognize him and they escorted him to the airport as he mingled with normal civilians who were shocked to see him without any of his PEU body guards.

The father of the nation even left the airport without his security and drove off in the same Range Rover he came with.

Sources at State House said the President drove himself from his residence next to State House, Nairobi, passed through that small drift that passes through CFC Life building before joining Kenyatta Avenue at the intersection with Serana Hotel, went through Uhuru Highway to North Airport Road leading to JKIA.

Uhuru is the first President in Kenya’s history to tour public places without any body guard. This is not the first time he has done this. Mid this year, he shocked a maize hawker near Prestige Plaza when he stopped his Range Rover, lowered his side window and bought roasted maize from him before going towards Yaya Centre.

Uhuru seems to have "copied" the outgoing Uruguay President Jose Mujica who has no bodyguards or motorcade whenever he visits some parts of his country including his rural home.

But in contrast, Uhuru is one of the richest presidents in Africa while Mujica is the poorest President in the world.

Abandoned Fuel Guzzlers – Judiciary Wastes Millions By Dumping Old Mercedes

Last week, we were treated to the,Chief Justice house saga between the CJ Willy Mutunga and former chief registrar Gladys Boss Shollei.

Over 300 million shillings was allegedly used to buy a house of the CJ, but it was never used. I’m pretty sure we’ve not seen the last of that.

However as you’ll see from the pictures below, the real waste may not even be on that house, but these expensive German machines that have been recklessly dumped.

This is a judiciary yard in Nairobi, and you can see that most of these Mercedes Benz are in good shape, or they were when they were abandoned. You can bet that very senior officials were driving these and when newer ones came into the market, they ended up here.

Someone should investigate this ASAP.