rowdy ODM youths and MCAs rough Up MAGERER at Orange House

Magerer Langat kicked and slapped several times by the rowdy Nairobi county representatives.

ODM Executive Director Magerer Langat being bundled out of the party's parliamentary group meeting on October 30, 2014.

Rowdy Nairobi county representatives on Thursday ejected and roughed up ODM Executive Director Magerer Langat from the party's parliamentary group meeting.

Initial reports indicate the MCAs were irked by Mr Langat's claims that “the party is dead” and that its leader, Mr Raila Odinga, was “old” and should resign".

The MCAs claimed that Mr Lang'at was a mole of the Jubilee coalition.
Mr Langat was kicked and slapped several times by the MCAs, who were led by ODM Majority Leader Mr Elias Otieno.

The group also deflated Mr Langat’s car tyres.

“He said ODM party is dead and that the party leader should resign. Why then did he attend a meeting for a dead party?” posed Mr Otieno
soon after the drama was over.

“That is why as MCAs we have taken that action because our parliamentarians are asleep.

“Magerer Langat has been a liability to this party and doesn’t add any value to the party.
We don’t want to see him again here. If he wants to remain in the party he should do so as a member not an executive,” added the Kileleshwa ward representative.

Mr Langat was whisked to safety by police, who were stationed outside Orange House, the party's headquarters.

ODM acting Secretary-General Anyang' Nyong'o said the party would probe incident.

Trouble started when the MCAs forced themselves into a tent where the parliamentary group meeting was being chaired by Mr
Odinga.

They were joined by rowdy youths who were within the compound.

Like MUTAHI NGUNYI, LUO elders say RAILA has no chance; UHURU/ RUTO will beat him

The Luo Council of Elders has advised former Prime Minister Raila Odinga to retire from active politics and go back to Bondo because he has no chance of becoming the President of Kenya.
Speaking in Kisumu on Sunday, the
council’s splinter group, led by former Chairman Riaga Ogallo, said Raila Odinga has very slim chances of defeating President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy, William Ruto, in 2017.

Riaga noted that Uhuru/ Ruto have made very significant political strides with their unique leadership style that is laced with development across the country and that it would be difficult for Raila to convince Kenyans otherwise.

“Uhuru/ Ruto have made huge political strides with their down-to-earth leadership style which has earned them support across the country. With this in mind together with development around the country, Raila Odinga has no chance,” said Riaga.

Similar sentiments had earlier been shared by renowned political analyst Mutahi Ngunyi who said the former PM had no chance of becoming the President of Kenya ever because generational change already took place with Uhuru/ Ruto and that no one will ever again opt to elect a dinosaur like Raila.

OMAR HASSAN swears to make RAILA ODINGA’s 2017 Presidential bid a nightmare

Wiper Party leaders and their Ford Kenyan counterparts in the Coastal region have condemned Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) over
its intent to make former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, a sole Presidential candidate under CORD in 2017.

Speaking yesterday, Mombasa Senator Omar Hassan, who is also a Wiper legislator, and the Deputy Chairman of Ford Kenya in the region, Joel Ruhu, faulted the move by ODM legislators to have Raila Odinga as an automatic CORD torchbearer in 2017 saying the three CORD principals must undergo nomination.

The two leaders noted that already, their party boses, former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka (Wiper) and Moses Wetangula (Ford Kenya) have made it abundantly clear that they will not step down for Raila Odinga just like that but will have to beat them at the nominations to win the CORD ticket; otherwise, business will never be as usual in CORD.

They vowed to make Raila Odinga’s
Presidential bid a nightmare should ODM short-change them and give the former PM a direct CORD ticket to vie for Presidency in 2017.

RAILA ODINGA to go into hiding from tomorrow as UHURU visits LUO Nyanza for 3 days

As residents of Kisumu wait with anxiety for the three-day visit by President Uhuru Kenyatta beginning on Wednesday this week through to Friday, one man is likely not to be in town, let alone attend the functions.

A reliable source within the Orange
Democratic Movement (ODM) told The media that former Prime Minister Raila Odinga may go into hiding as Uhuru visits Nyanza and will never attend any of those functions despite the trip having been put off twice for him to be
present when the President visits.

The source further said Raila Odinga will be out of town – Kisumu - and will never be anywhere near there for the three days Uhuru will be in Luo Nyanza because he will be engaged elsewhere.

On Saturday, the former PM dismissed allegations that he was feeling uneasy about Uhuru’s planned tour, noting that Uhuru’s visit to Nyanza does not bother him at all because he can visit anytime he wants without necessarily accompanying him or having to be there when he visits.

RAILA ODINGA given the last warning and told to shut up over UHURU/ RUTO’s ICC cases

Former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, has been warned to stop commenting about the cases facing President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy, William Ruto, at the International Criminal Court (ICC).

Speaking yesterday at Moiben, Deputy President William Ruto’s URP legislators, led by Kericho Senator, Charles Keter, said it was former Prime Minister Raila Odinga who fixed Uhuru/ Ruto at The Hague and that he should stop shedding crocodile tears purporting to call on the ICC to terminate their cases swiftly.

“Why is Raila Odinga shedding crocodile tears calling on the ICC to terminate Uhuru/Ruto’s cases? Is he not the one who fixed them?” wondered Keter.

“We want to tell him that we don’t need his help to end Uhuru/ Ruto’s cases. In fact, he should shut up and stop commenting the cases,” he added.

Upon his return from the US and
Mozambique recently, Raila Odinga called on the ICC to terminate Uhuru/ Ruto’s cases swiftly saying the ICC cases do not benefit the Opposition in any way contrary to allegations by Jubilee that he’s using The Hague-based court to ascend to power through the backdoor.

‘SomeoneTellMutua’ – Gor Mahia Fans Reply To Mutua after Sh10 Million Demand

In this day and age, every action has a social media over-reaction.

After Machakos governor, Dr. Alfred Mutua banned Gor Mahia fans from setting foot in his county, opinions have flooded the internet.

Gor’s fans feel that the governor has overstepped his mandate and
should not have gagged their movement into the upcoming city.

Here is the social media court that had summoned Dr. Alfred Mutua with hilarious tweets

In the spirit of banning ppl and expelling others (btw someone tell Mutua being Governor has its limits, as for… http://t.co PPtVV8TO2V
— Mc'olonde Charles (@mcolonde)
October 27, 2014

# SomeoneTellMutua -Gor Mahia Fc owes KRA over 100 million and they have never recovered even a single coin, what is 10 million?
— Smokes (@gerison_okoth) October 28, 2014

#SomeoneTellMutua -Raila will pay 7 million and Lupita will clear the balance #Machakos Stadium si ya Mama ya mtu...#SomeoneTellMutua
— Monte-Maurice (@MonteMaurice) October 28, 2014

ehh RT @KevinObura : Ouch #SSKPL RT @RobertAlai : Mutua wants 10m from Gor Mahia to return money defrauded from the county. #SomeoneTellMutua
— YeZZar!! (@mohray_) October 28, 2014

#SomeoneTellMutua -Gor Mahia has banned him from watching our matches even on Tv.
— Am The BOSS (@Collobrown25)
October 28, 2014

#SomeoneTellMutua gor mahia is not just a club gor is a government …what is 10 million…
— Gaitano Don (@GaitanoDon) October 28, 2014

This ~=====> #SomeOneTellMutua GOR MAHIA is bigger than Machakos county,If he wants 10million he should join pesa mashinani or Okoa Kenya.
— Luoism (@TimbeLuo) October 28, 2014

#SomeoneTellMutua that Gor mahia has banned Machakos stadium from hosting their matches!
— Syl Dave Otieno (@MCee_Dave) October
28, 2014

2 Different Portraits of Uhuru… Who Nailed It?

24 year old Collins Okello has received quite the recognition for his portrait of President Uhuru in full military uniform.

He posted photos of the pencil art work on social media last week and is now on his way to State House to meet the Commander in Chief.

After that portrait went viral, I
remembered it’s not.
It’s credited to a guy by the name Ferguson.

So between Collins and Ferguson, who nailed
it?

The Evolution of Dating in Kenya 1960 – 2014 (Hilarious)

Over the years, dating has evolved in a big way in Africa. I’m sure we’ve all heard stories from our parents or grandparents on how they landed the catch.

This hilarious cartoon perfectly describes that evolution.

20 Undeniable Traits of a True Kenyan

1. Goes to a restaurant and orders ‘nipee/leta kama ya uleee’

2. They are always dissing other cars, especially ka Vitz but does not even own a bicycle.

3. Every strike has to have the song
“Mapambano mapambano”, and the “Haki yetu” slogan.

4. They say 207 when they mean 2007

5. They point at stuff with their lips…sijasema Mwende!

6. laughs at a ProBox owner from inside a Tuk Tuk.

7. Reads your newspaper with you in the Matatu and gets angry when you flip over the page.

8. Goes to study in India, returns with an American accent…yu kna wha am sayin?

9. You invite them home for a birthday party.and they come empty-handed and hungry.

10. Borrows your pen and never returns, and if they do return, kifuniko imetafunwa!.

11. Refers to all brands of detergent as Omo.

12. Refers to a Toyota Hiace as a Nissan.

13. When rela’s come visiting and they expect you give them fare back home.

14. When surprised their first word is “Ngai!”

15. Introduces himself/herself by saying “My names are”

16. Puts Avocado in all types of food even crisps SMH.

17. They fear meeting a police at night than a robber!

18. Buys mineral water once and re-uses the bottle with tap water for 2 months.

19. When driving ataweka mkono ya left juu ya gear, na gari ni Automatic.

20. Create 6-8 lanes on a two lane road…and COMPLAIN of traffic!

Is RAILA ODINGA a master of double speak? Currently conducting a harambee in Kisii

Last week former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, called on Uhuru/ Ruto to ban harambees because the Jubilee Government is using them to bribe citizens, who support his referendum push.

When calling for the ban on Harambees, Raila said the Jubilee Government should instead increase money to the Counties to help citizens in development across the country.

But one week later after calling for this, the former PM is conducting a harambee in aid of the Lutheran Church in Bobasi constituency in Gusii land.

Raila, who is accompanied by Kisii Governor, James Ongwae, is presiding over the harambee despite calling Deputy President, William Ruto, to stop fund raisers arguing that he is using them to enrich himself.

This also comes at a time the Ethics and Anti Corruption Commission (EACC) has raised a red flag over how politicians and state officers are misusing public funds through harambees.

Is Raila among politicians who preach water and drink wine or is he a master of double speak?