Saturday, 20 February 2016

APPRECIATING MATATU CULTURE

Picture yourself standing at a bus station in Nairobi, Kenya. The unwritten rule is that none of these minibuses (shared taxis, called matatus) will leave until they have enough passengers. That can be around 20 or more people. So every matatu has a tout shouting at top volume — even banging on the side of the bus — to corral more customers.

All of a sudden, what looks like a discotheque on wheels pulls up.

Music blasts from souped-up speakers. Strobe lights flash on the inside walls and seat backs. The exhaust pipe is purposely pinched to rev like a motorcycle. And unlike the drab greens of the average van, this one is painted with airbrushed portraits of Jimi Hendrix and Elvis and Johnny Cash — as well as lyrical fragments from the songs of the Beatles and Maroon 5.

Commuters make a beeline for the magical bus.

Nairobi's famous matatu art is making a comeback.

Kenya's president recently lifted a 10-year ban on matatu art. Bus owners are sending their vehicles to garages and paying artists like Roy Mungai, a.k.a. Great (who designed the Rolling Stone bus above) about $1,000 per vehicle. No surprise — a painted, souped-up matatu can charge double the fare of a plain one.
Which makes one wonder: Why did Kenya's government banish graffiti from its public transportation in the first place? And why would commuters pay twice as much to ride an artsy matatu?

Let's start with the appeal to commuters. A bus with graffiti turns out to be the speediest way to get from point A to point B. If young people prefer a painted bus that plays loud music, and they seem to, then it fills up faster. It leaves sooner. It gets places on time. And thus it's more popular with anyone who can afford the extra fare.

It's a circle: Graffiti triggers enough of a change in commuter behavior that what may look like irreverent art is actually a source of profit for private bus owners. And that's why matatu owners have been flaunting the ban — and pressuring the government to allow artists to work.

As for the ban, the reason was road safety. Back in the day, artists would pretty much cover the windows and the windshield, leaving just a narrow strip for the driver to see through. Visibility was so limited that drivers would have to open the windows just to know where they were.

Understandably, many Kenyans are fearful now that the artists are back iN business. They say the government caved to rich and powerful matatu owners.

Yes, that is the late Libyan leader Moammar Ghadafi. On a bus. In Nairobi. i

Yes, that is the late Libyan leader Moammar Ghadafi. On a bus. In Nairobi.
Gregory Warner/NPR 
But the new generation of graffiti artists won't be blocking every inch of glass. Although that doesn't mean they'll be reining in their wilder instincts. 
 
Roy Mungai, 27, is one of the bus decorators. Mungai studied 3D animation in college. Before he picks up a can of spray paint or steps into the garage, he'll map out his ideas on his laptop with CorelDRAW. He goes by the name "Great."

Many matatus in Nairobi are homages to various themes or brands, and Mungai's are no exception. The Rolling Stone matatu plays off Kenya's love of rock music. His newer projects include a riff off the logo of Rockford Fosgate, a maker of car sound systems, as well as an ironic tribute to the NYPD (complete with Keith-Haring-esque silhouettes of police beating civilians).

Despite his boastful name, Great is humble about his work. He grew up in a Nairobi slum admiring what he enviously calls "real matatu graffiti."

And he argues that the distinctive look of a matatu bus is actually a plus when it comes to the welfare of pedestrians. If you're run over by a speeding matatu and lucky enough to still be conscious, his advice: Don't worry about memorizing the license plate. Just focus on the three-foot-tall spray-painted face of the late Libyan leader Moammar Ghadafi speeding away from you.

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Chicken meat in Kenya unfit for human consumption

A regional watchdog has expressed concerns over the quality of meat being consumed by Kenyans, noting that some of the chicken meat is not fit for human consumption.

Speaking during a meeting sponsored by the African Union at Fish Eagle Hotel in Naivasha, the African regional director for the World Animal Protection organisation, Tennyson Williams, said cases of farmers using drugs to hasten the growth of poultry were on the rise as
unscrupulous traders try to meet rising demand.

Williams warned that this would have far reaching effects on human beings as some of the poultry in the market are ‘maturing’ in less than a month, and as a result consumers are being exposed to various chemicals that have serious health effects.

Wachira Kariuki, CEO Pan African Animal Welfare Association, concurred with Williams and added that there was urgent need to sensitize the public and come up with policies on animal welfare in the country.

Kariuki pointed out that the issue of animal welfare was not well understood which has seen Kenya’s products to the EU market face resistance due to the strict standards imposed in these countries.

The CEO admitted that funding towards animal welfare was still a major challenge, making it hard to get full and appropriate data but noted that various stakeholders, including the government, were in the process of coming up with policies and regulations regarding the issue.

The meeting was aimed at coming up with a policy and regulations to address animal welfare across the continent.

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Sunday, 26 July 2015

Principled president of all time. The best we will ever have...the POTROK Hon.Uhuru Kenyatta

Mesmerizing but true, the arrival of US President Barrack Obama yesterday made me accept that Kenya is blessed to have Uhuru Kenyatta as President. As former French designer madam Coco Chanel once put it, “There are people who have money and people who are rich.”

Despite the fact that President Kenyatta is 100 times richer than US President Obama, my President never fell from grace upon Obama’s ostentatious arrival.

When Obama’s Air Force One touched Kenyan turf, my president was meek, unperturbed and full of extraordinary hospitality. My President waited calmly as Obama took his time to engage the young munchkin that presented him with an alluring bouquet.

Penultimate month, some research firm indicated that President Uhuru was the most loved President in Africa, a perception I had discountenanced initially but countenanced yesterday based on President Kenyatta’s kind heartedness.

May I accentuate that President Kenyatta has aristocratically proved to be a patrician by all means. He has ashamed the doomsayers who had emerged with preposterous preachy prophecies.
He has confirmed to misleaders and haters that he is firmly in charge despite Obama being the world’s Praepostor. He has comfortably won scores of hearts, confirming how he deserves another lustrum as Kenya’s president.

Here is what I have learned from my
president so far:

PRESIDENT UHURU’S speech was very
powerful. Someone worked hard last night..

1 ) He took back full control after last
night’s bleep at airport

2) it spoke volumes….he respected the US President but carefully made it clear He (uhuru) Is firmly in control of the direction of the country. By saying its not east or west but PROGRESS. …any sharp mind will know what he meant between the lines..

3) His body language said ‘you may have scored one last night but I am scoring a hat trick ” NOW!!!…

4)THE pauses while he was speaking were very calm which says ” I am not just speaking but I MEAN every word

5)Finally he used the very word(hotbed) CNN used negatively to turn the table. He did not throw a low blow by mentioning CNN….But used wisdom to CLOSE THE MATTER

6)Love him or hate him …President UHURU is sharp and spoke well….
Through his body language, President
Kenyatta’s has inveterately confirmed that he is not an arm chair Commander In Chief as indicated by some test tube political punditry. For those who had anticipated that the cards could be stack against the President, they have been disproved.

Personally, I save my remarks for a rainy day and I squirrel my sentiments in that matter. God Bless our President, God Bless Kenya.

Principled president of all time. The best we will ever have...the POTROK Hon.Uhuru Kenyatta

Mesmerizing but true, the arrival of US President Barrack Obama yesterday made me accept that Kenya is blessed to have Uhuru Kenyatta as President. As former French designer madam Coco Chanel once put it, “There are people who have money and people who are rich.”

Despite the fact that President Kenyatta is 100 times richer than US President Obama, my President never fell from grace upon Obama’s ostentatious arrival.

When Obama’s Air Force One touched Kenyan turf, my president was meek, unperturbed and full of extraordinary hospitality. My President waited calmly as Obama took his time to engage the young munchkin that presented him with an alluring bouquet.

Penultimate month, some research firm indicated that President Uhuru was the most loved President in Africa, a perception I had discountenanced initially but countenanced yesterday based on President Kenyatta’s kind heartedness.

May I accentuate that President Kenyatta has aristocratically proved to be a patrician by all means. He has ashamed the doomsayers who had emerged with preposterous preachy prophecies.
He has confirmed to misleaders and haters that he is firmly in charge despite Obama being the world’s Praepostor. He has comfortably won scores of hearts, confirming how he deserves another lustrum as Kenya’s president.

Here is what I have learned from my
president so far:

PRESIDENT UHURU’S speech was very
powerful. Someone worked hard last night..

1 ) He took back full control after last
night’s bleep at airport

2) it spoke volumes….he respected the US President but carefully made it clear He (uhuru) Is firmly in control of the direction of the country. By saying its not east or west but PROGRESS. …any sharp mind will know what he meant between the lines..

3) His body language said ‘you may have scored one last night but I am scoring a hat trick ” NOW!!!…

4)THE pauses while he was speaking were very calm which says ” I am not just speaking but I MEAN every word

5)Finally he used the very word(hotbed) CNN used negatively to turn the table. He did not throw a low blow by mentioning CNN….But used wisdom to CLOSE THE MATTER

6)Love him or hate him …President UHURU is sharp and spoke well….
Through his body language, President
Kenyatta’s has inveterately confirmed that he is not an arm chair Commander In Chief as indicated by some test tube political punditry. For those who had anticipated that the cards could be stack against the President, they have been disproved.

Personally, I save my remarks for a rainy day and I squirrel my sentiments in that matter. God Bless our President, God Bless Kenya.

Thursday, 9 July 2015

DEVOLUTION CS ANN WAIGURU SPEAKS FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH UHURU KENYATTA AND WHY HE LOVES HER VERY MUCH!!

Embattled Devolution Cabinet Secretary, Anne Waiguru, has refuted claims that she is being favoured by President Uhuru Kenyatta over other Cabinet Secretaries in the Jubilee Government.

Speaking on Citizen TV’s The Big Question, Waiguru termed rumours being peddled by former Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s CORD that Uhuru treats her like a ‘queen’ and ‘supper Minister’ as malicious.

She said Raila and his people are juts jealous of her excellent work that’s why they peddle rumors and propaganda around against her to distract her.

“In life, there are people who will like you and those who will not, in most cases those who do not like you will say all manner of things about you,”
Waiguru said.

Besides, Waiguru noted that Uhuru has close working relationship with all Cabinet Secretaries and none is considered to be superior to the other.

On her alleged affair with President Uhuru Kenyatta, Waiguru noted that there was nothing fishy going on between them as alleged by the Opposition and her haters, saying the President loves her because of her prowess and hard work, which she has exhibited ever since he met her.

She also rubbished criticism on her personality saying only those who do not like to work hard find her arrogant; otherwise, she is the coolest person to work with.

“I work hard and only those who do not like to work hard find me pushy and arrogant,” she said.

Monday, 15 June 2015

Do NOT Marry Someone Until You Can Honestly Answer These 20 Questions

You *must* have these internal
conversations before walking down the aisle.
Maybe you’ve been together a while and you are considering taking a big step, or perhaps you just started seeing one another and aren’t sure if you should stay the course.
Whatever your situation, a check-in is
never a bad thing. Read on for 20 tough questions to ask about your relationships before moving forward.

1. Is for better or worse making me better or worse?
Does your partner encourage you to be your best self, or does he or she get intimidated by any triumphs and feel more secure when you’re not putting your best foot forward?

2. Do we really accept one another?
There will always be things you want to change about the people in your life, but no one should be in a situation where they feel they aren’t allowed to be authentic and accepted as the unique, special (yet flawed) person they are.

3. Who am I?
How can you know if your partner is a good match if you have no idea who you are?

4. Am I happy to be in this relationship?
The idea of sharing a life together is not to find someone to complete you or make you happy. But let’s face it: being unhappy at home can seep into other areas of your life . . . and fast. If you’re always fighting or just generally not feeling great about your twosome, it doesn’t mean you have to bail out (counseling might be a good option) but marrying someone in the hope that it changes things is a bad, bad idea.

5. Am I feeling trapped?
Do you really want to be in this relationship the majority of the time or do you find yourself wishing for a way out? Do you stay because you’ve invested time or are you really invested in your mate?

6. What am I doing to hold us back?
Maybe you could be more attentive, more thoughtful, quicker to let things go, or the first to bring up going to counseling. Whatever it is, take this as your sign to step up.

7. Is this relationship balanced?
Do you feel you’re both on the same page in terms of compromise, care, support and sacrifice? Or is one of you doing most of the giving while the other just sits with their hand out?

8. Can we have fun together?
Have you ever seen two people sit across from one another in silence at brunch as though they are being forced to walk through their day together? Not. fun.

9. Can we have fun apart?
Co-dependency ain’t cute, y’all.

10. Why am I in this relationship?
Is it because you respect, love, trust, and value the person you are with? Or because you’re afraid of being alone, worried about finances, or have built a life you’re scared to leave?

11. Where is this going?
Living in the “now” is great, but eventually the partnership will need a plan or someone will begin to feel anxious.

12. Do I really trust my partner?
For some, the immediate response to this can be devastating. If you’re one of them, it’s time to ask why and how you can begin to build or rebuild trust. Without it, there’s no chance.

13. Am I with a good person?
Knowing what you know about your partner today, would you vouch for them if they were a friend?

14. Am I attracted to my partner?
Physical attraction is hardly the most
important component in a relationship, but forcing yourself to be in a relationship with someone who you’re not attracted to — just because it’s comfortable or “perfect on paper” isn’t fair to anyone.
You will feel resentful and they will feel rejected.

15. Am I a parent or a partner?
Taking care of someone you love is a great thing to do, but when you feel like you’re raising a boyfriend — or worse, a husband — things get a little complicated. You’ll resent his childish ways. Who wants to sleep with their mom?

16. Does my partner have my back?
Do you feel like you’re a part of a loyal team who stands up for one another, supports one another, and shows a united front (even when the other is not around)? Or, do you feel like you’re constantly being thrown under the bus by your mate?

17. Are we looking in the same direction?
Some couples avoid having the big talks (religion, marriage, babies) because they think that, somehow, these things will just “work themselves out.” By the time they
realize they won’t, they’re in a
complicated, painful situation that leaves one (or both) feeling a little bit duped.

18. Are we growing together?
Being a human being living on this earth, we all have a right to grow and develop, and create a full life for ourselves. Are you and your partner still indulging in your passions (individual and shared) and growing as individuals?

19. Am I still me?
Being in love with someone should not
require changing our identity to fit
someone else’s idea of who we should be, on any level.

20. What is my gut telling me?
You have intuition for a reason. Listen to yourself.

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

How transparency laws could help region gain wealth from oil riches

Mineral wealth should be a blessing not a curse. That, at least, is what Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania are hoping for from their recent discoveries of vast oil and natural gas reserves. Kenya’s economy has not historically been known as an exporter of oil or minerals. According to Government estimates, extractives currently contribute just 1 per cent to Kenya’s GDP, which amounts to less than 2 per cent of total export revenues.

It is now estimated, however, that the sector could provide 10 per cent of GDP as a result of the recently discovered oil. London-listed Tullow Oil and Africa Oil have led the way in drilling in northern Kenya, with Tullow estimating that Kenya has at least 600 million barrels of oil. Having discovered a large bounty of black gold on its soil, the trick will be to ensure East African governments reap the rewards from their resources. In Kenya’s case, the Jubilee government hopes oil production will start in 2018. Analysts and NGOs say legislation and transparency are needed to guarantee a fair slice of what could be a very large pie. But the Mining Bill, which proposes to overhaul the 74-year-old existing regulation, has yet to be signed off by President Uhuru Kenyatta, despite being backed by the National Assembly last October.

But it is extensive new reporting requirements in European and US law that are likely to do the most to shape Kenya’s fledging extractives sector. The European Union’s Accounting and Transparency directives agreed on in 2013 by government ministers require companies in the extractive and logging sectors to publish annual reports. These will disclose details of all tax, bonuses and other payments made to governments for every individual project or contract undertaken by a firm over a 100,000 euro (Sh10 million) threshold. Reporting rules The country-by-country reporting rules apply to all listed and large unlisted companies registered in the EU, without exemption. They must report their payments to governments worldwide annually, starting this January. The new regime was painstakingly agreed on over two years in the teeth of opposition from a handful of governments and a powerful industry.

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Dj Mo Arrested by Popo Over Tinted Window and failure to give them Bribe! SMH!!

Gospel DJ Mo was arrested on Monday by three policemen after he allegedly refused to bribe them for driving in a tinted vehicle. DJ Mo was taken to Naivasha police post where he recorded a statement, and was later released.

Gospel artist Mr. Seed who was traveling from a concert in Kitale, witnessed the whole incident after he alighted from his car to find out what was happening. He was surprised because DJ Moh has never had problems with the police from the little specks of tint.

DJ Moh was accompanied by his wife Size 8 to the police station in Naivasha, and being a Christian, DJ Mo was not going to put up with corruption.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Raila’s referendum is officially dead as RUTO and Governors drop it - Uhuru/ Ruto win

President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy, William Ruto, have once again beaten former Prime Minister Raila Odinga hands down as far as the referendum is concerned.

This is after they reined in on Bomet Governor Isaac Ruto and all Governors who were pushing for Pesa Mashinani referendum to abandon the plebiscite.

Speaking at a harambee in Baringo North yesterday, Ruto, who is also the chair of the Governors’ Council, announced their official withdrawal from the Pesa Mashinani referendum, which is also being spearheaded by former Prime Minister Raila Odinga under the banner of Okoa Kenya.

Instead, the Bomet Governor asked Uhuru/ Ruto to tell their MPs and Senators to pass the Bill that will see Counties receive 45% of the national revenue up from the current 15%, saying there was no need to waste resources going to a referendum when the issue can be addressed through the National Assembly and the Senate.

“We are officially announcing that as Governors, we have dropped the push for the referendum but urge the Government.to address our concerns through legislation in Parliament,” said Ruto.

The move deals Raila Odinga a big and humiliating blow as he is now left alone and on his own and his referendum may be as good as dead.

Monday, 10 November 2014

Njoki Chege Strikes Again… Attacks Roysambu, Kinoo and South B Men

I’m starting to accept the notion that Njoki Chege will end up fat, old and single. She has received enough backlash for her articles on
the Nation, yet that only cements her views.

The last time she generated as much hate as yesterday, it was when she wrote that fat women are to blame if their husbands cheat on them. Now on Friday, she wrote a lengthy article attacking the dignity of decent Kenyan men.

She said she will not look at you twice if the idea of fun is a weekend at Masaku 7s or Naxvegas. She also had some unkind words for men who live in Roysambu, Kinoo and South B.

Here’s the article as published by the Nation.

The last one week, I reconnected with two male friends I had not seen for ages. The lingering question was ‘So are you dating?” Or ‘Iko kajamaa kamekufurahisha?” (Is there a young man that has impressed you?).

I am not dating anyone right now, I tell them as I hastily move on to the next topic before they demand answers.

Even my mother, who for as long as I can remember always told me how ‘boys are bad’, is now asking if I am bringing a ‘friend’ this Christmas. Sorry mom, I will be flying solo this Christmas, and the next one too.

I sigh every time a well-meaning person asks me why I am not dating. Mostly, the answers I give skirt around ‘I am too busy with work and school,” or ‘Jesus is the
only man in my life’. Okay, maybe the second answer is a lie, there are quite a number of them but that is not the story here. The real answer, ladies and gentlemen, is because there is simply no men my age to date.

GUYS I SHOULD DATE
I am a few weeks shy of 25 years, which means that the guys I should date should
be aged around 28-30 years Maybe 33 years if I am to stretch it.
But the unfortunate thing I have come to realise is that the young men I am.supposed to date are far from being men.

They are boys. Tall boys with blue Subaru Imprezzas who drink cheap liquor on weekday nights and show up to their workplaces the next morning hangovered, smelling like a brewery.

Now, I lead quite a busy life Actually, my.life is busier than a brothel in a sailor town. (Hahaha, wrong example).

I am either at work or at school or
sleeping off the fatigue on weekends. My nights are late, either working or studying. Or maybe binge watching episodes of Scandal and Covert Affairs.

This means I am a rare woman to pin down. Which also means that I give you.an hour of my time from my busy schedule, then you must have really impressed me.
I am not wasting any more time with this i-Phone wielding 29-year-old jamaaz whose only goal in life is to catch a few drinks at that goddamn strip club on Baricho Road that has very few millionaires.

I cannot have a coherent meaningful conversation with these young Instagram braggats who feel the need to take photos.of every bottle of cheap lager they
imbibe. I am way beyond them and their intelligence levels are nowhere near half of mine. We are on different wavelengths.

BROKE MAN
Who has time for a man whose idea of fun is Masaku sevens and “NaxVegas’. Not me! How, pray do tell, do I get into a relationship with a young man whose only achievement is that cut-rate Toyota Mark X whose car loan he is struggling to pay?

Are you telling me that I will stoop so low as to be with a man who gets broke on the fifteenth of every month and his is the only mouth that he feeds? How is he supposed to take care of a family?

I am sick and tired of going out with
these young men who drink themselves silly, mixing low-end lagers and counterfeit whiskey only to black out on me. I am a highly respectable woman in this society, not your mother

A lot of girls my age would be impressed by a jamaa who buys them shots of fake tequila on Electric Avenue and take them
for Masaku sevens on weekends but not me. First, I don’t drink alcohol and secondly, I don’t do cheap gigs. So try.harder, young fella, it takes more than liquor lines and lies to impress me.

Because I cannot stand these little boys who hate on strong-opinionated women like me on Twitter from the discomfort of their poorly finished one bedroom apartments in Kinoo, Roysambu and South B, I go for the refined older men who add value to that precious one hour off my busy schedule.

Who wants to chat on WhatsApp with a guy juggling his limited data bundles between Instagram, Twitter and chatting four other girls on WhatsApp, Viber and Skype?

REFINED MEN
The refined men, on the other hand, are a slice of heaven. They are critical thinkers.

They are gentlemen of chivalry. They are experienced. They are well groomed. They.have class. They can manage their alcohol. They are independent. They are
not like these little 29-year-old sexually frustrated emotional leeches I avoid.

They don’t brag and they drive cars worth Sh3 million. You drive a Subaru Imprezza worth Sh850,000 and I won’t hear the last of it. Some of these older men are not
even on Twitter. Unfortunately, all the gentlemen that tickle my fancy are all married! Nothing could be more heartbreaking than this.
Every night, I ask the Lord, why, oh Lord why, are all the good men in this world married? Why are all the Instagram Braggats and Twitter Idiots still alive?

I am yet to meet my ideal kind of man. Not that I have a list. Okay, maybe I need him to be no shorter than six foot two inches, no younger than 34 years, can manage his alcohol and those who are financially blessed are encouraged to apply.

If we can have an intelligent conversation, even better. Are you the man for me?

President Uhuru is not a tribal leader like Raila and loves LUOs-See what he did for GOR

President Uhuru Kenyatta once again disproved his haters and proved to the nation that indeed he is not a tribal leader like some people and loves all tribes of Kenya regardless of who they voted for in the last General
Election.

This is after he joined the rest of Kenyans in celebrating Gor Mahia on wining this year’s Kenya Premier League (KPL) title.

Uhuru was among the few notable figures that sent congratulatory messages to Gor Mahia on winning the league despite its ethnic composition and recent acts of hooliganism witnessed from Gor fans in Machakos County.

“Congratulations Gor on winning the Kenya Premier League. We are truly proud of you,” said Uhuru.

Gor Mahia won the title after beating Ushuru FC 3 goals to nil in Kisumu at the match that was also attended by the team’s patron, who is also former Prime Minister Raila Odinga, as their closest challenger Sofapaka drew 2-2 with Tusker FC.

And to show how loving our President is, Uhuru was among those who contributed handsomely to Gor Mahia in the fundraiser held at Railways Club last week.

Uhuru also showed his love for Luos when he visited Kibra, a constituency largely inhabited by the Luo Community, immediately he landed from South Sudan to see for himself how the National Youth Service (NYS) are progressing on with a clean up exercise and other projects.

It is RAILA ODINGA who organized my beating at Orange House-MAGERER LANGAT

Embattled Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) Executive Director, Magerer Langat, on Saturday said it is former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, who organized his beating at Orange House two weeks ago.

In an extensive interview with one of the local dailies, Magerer , who is also the former Kipkelion MP said  it is ODM party leader, Raila Odinga , who organized  his beating to frustrate and eventually force him out of the position.

“We have information that the party leader coordinated the attack,” Raila said.
Langat said his woes in ODM began weeks to the botched February 28 elections, which were disrupted by goons who have come to be known as Men-In-Black.

“Prior to the elections, attempts were made by those who were in the delegates’ list favoured by the party leader to edit it to suit them but I resisted. The intention was to infiltrate the register and allow dubious characters to become delegates,” Magerer said.

He said Raila has been coordinating all the chaos in ODM with the assistance with his militias known as Men in Black.

Saturday, 8 November 2014

God bless Mike Sonko - Look at what he did to this destitute orphans on Kiss 100

It seems Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, has emulated his friend and mentor President Uhuru Kenyatta in helping needy Kenyans.

On Tuesday, Sonko pledged to assist two siblings who were forced to fend for themselves after the death of their mother.

The incident happened after a lady
identified as Maija called Kiss 100 and asked to be assisted with her dire situation.

The lady revealed how her mother died in 2011 leaving her and her 19-year-old brother, then 16, to fend for themselves.

She said the house which her mother had bought was taken over by an uncle after the death of their mother.

She said things turned worse after her brother was diagnosed with sickle cell anaemia and this forced her to request relatives for help.

Maija said she went to live with relatives who begun mistreating her and using her as the house help.

“Some friends of my mum called me and said I should stay with them. While staying with them they really treated me badly.

They made me their house maid doing everything. When I find men inside the houses they would rape me in turns,” Maija said.

When Sonko was called to assist, the flamboyant MP said he will foot all their bills and take the two siblings as his children.

God bless Sonko…

Don’t ever mock GOD… Moses Wetangula has learnt a lesson – God can stop referendum! Friday


Bungoma Senator, Moses Wetangula, is on record saying even God the Almighty cannot stop calls for the referendum initiated by CORD leader, Raila Odinga.

Wetangula, who was speaking at his
Bungoma County said “the referendum is unstoppable” and mocked Jubilee supporters saying even if they pray like the Pharisees, nothing can stop the clamour for the plebiscite.

But as the scriptures say “Never underestimate God,” Wetangula is currently admitted at the Aga Khan
Hospital, Kisumu after he collapsed at the airport on his way to referendum meetings.

The vocal Senator developed breathing problems on board a Jambo Jet, where he collapsed forcing the Airline staff to rush him to Aga Khan Hospital, Kisumu.

Doctors at the hospital said Wetangula almost met his maker but God gave him a second chance.

We hope Wetangula has learnt a lesson that “God can stop everything” including Okoa Kenya and Pesa Mashinani referendum.

Mutahi Ngunyi says Raila Odinga‘s ODM is a sinking ship - I will collapse soon!

Renowned political analyst, Mutahi Ngunyi, on Thursday said ODM is disintegrating because it is in a situation where the “old wine is no longer good for the new wineskin.”

In an interview with Citizen TV Mutahi said the current rebellion in ODM is between old guards led by former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, and young turks led by firebrand Budalang’i MP, Ababu Namwamba and Mombasa Governor, Ali Hassan Joho.

He said if Raila and his coterie keep on refusing change in ODM, the Orange party will likely end up being a one tribe partybecause the few Kalenjins and Luhyas remaining will bolt out of the party.

Mutahi said Raila is no longer in charge of the party and it is hooligans led by former Nairobi Mayor, George Aladwa and Wafula Buke, who are calling shots in ODM.

However, regarding the Thursday meeting of Namwamba, Magerer Langat, Gideon Mung’aro and Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua, Mutahi said Raila cannot be shaken
by such kind of meetings because he is a master in politics.

“Raila is not the kind of a person you can surprise with sabotage; he’s an engineer in the politics of sabotaging,” Mutahi said.

Thursday, 6 November 2014

Hassan Joho’s fake degree comes back to haunt him as DPP reopens case and vows to jail him

The just concluded case regarding Mombasa Governor, Ali Hassan Joho’s degree has taken another twist after Director of Public Prosecution (DPP) Keriako Tobiko reopened the case.

Speaking through social media, Tobiko ordered for fresh investigations into the alleged forgery of a degree certificate by Joho, which qualified him to run for
Governorship in the 2013 elections.

This follows a petition by the complainant, Silas Otuke, who challenged the qualification of Joho to run for Governor.

In his petition, Otuke claimed that Joho forged his degree papers from the Kampala University since he never attended any class in that university even though the university claimed the degree was genuine.

Last month, the High Court in Mombasa dismissed the petition challenging Joho’s degree certificate as premature because the petitioner had not exhausted all other Constitutional mechanisms to determine the validity of the degree.

However, Tobiko has vowed to jail Joho if new investigations will find him guilty of forgery and he will lose his seat as Governor too.

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

a Luopean Washing His Hands With Johnnie Walker

Well, they say being Luo is a lifestyle and extravagance is the defining trait of any Luo.

Just when you thought you had seen all the stunts our friends from Nyanza can pull they keep coming up with new ones. This guy was
spotted observing hygiene with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Gold label.

The highlight of the photo however is the seated lady looking like she is counting the losses drop by drop. Priceless.

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