Dear, Jaber Lollypop Atoti,
I have excellently juxtaposed myself at my favorite corner at this juncture, this opportune time to narrate to you the status of my emotional condison and the posison of my heart Vis-a-Viz my lovely lady.
Atoti! It has been exactly two years, twenty three days, four hours and seven minutes from the day that my sight landed unavoidingly on your well endowed external outline. In all this time my feelings have surpassed everything to become true love. My love for you Nyako has grown deeper than the still waters of NAM-LOLWE the place where NYAMGODHO fished out the love of his life.
Nyathijomoko! As I write to you I am smiling, thinking of your beauty for which I have always thanked God. The day I met you, that your beauty struck me like lightening as my body felt weak and my heart skipped a beat. Speaking of God, I must admit that he must have held CONSULTATIONS with me albeit in my dreams because he created you in the very same way I have always described the woman of my dreams. Physically endowed, full chest, beautiful and big brown eyes, White teeth like CHA-CHIEW!
YAYE NYADUNDO! You are the love of my life, the reason of my being, the very essence of my existence. NYAR JO MWANDU! You enrich my life with your ever present and beautiful smile. You are my wealth and with you in my life the likes of BILL GATES and CARLOS SLIM are below my average. Baby you are the answer to all my questions, in fact with you, I have more answers than questions.You are the DOT in my email address and the only number on my mailing box. Sweetheart! you have made my life superliciously outstanding and because of you I have become the subject of envy to men like OBAMA, CLINTON, MANDELA and even JAKOM RAILA himself.
RAPUDO! When I first set my eyes on you I knew I wanted to be your slave. To run far and long, day and night for your heart more than KIPCHOGE KEINO could ever run for the GOLD. NYARJOKAOCHA! My love for you has grown exponentially and multi-purposely in all this time. I love you more than an OKUYU loves MBECHA; I value you more than a MAASAI values his CATTLE; I adore you more than a LUHYA adores his UGALI,CHICKEN and TEA; I want you more than RAILA wants to be PRESIDENT and I will always defend you more than a MERU would ever defend his MIRAA.
Yours without regrets,
Dr.Eng.Prof. Lone Wander Obama
Friday, 14 February 2014
Mary Wambui LOSES Her Othaya Seat
Nyeri, Kenya: The Court of Appeal has nullified the election of Othaya MP Mary Wambui.
Setting aside a judgement by the High Court that declared Wambui as validly elected, the appellate court said a certificate nullifying the election should immediately be issued to the National Assembly.
The ruling by Justices Alnasir Visram, Martha Koome and Otieno Odek paves way for a by-election just eight months after Wambui was declared an MP in a close contest.
1. His real name is Gilbert Baraza.
2. He is 27 years old.
3. He is a form three drop out.
4. He became a street boy in 2005 after dropping out of school.
5. He joined a group of gangsters named ‘Highway Robbers’ where he robbed people at gun point.
6. He once robbed a CID officer but the carjacking which was along Kiambu Road went bad after police officers caught up with them and was arrested.
7. He went into exile in Mombasa for one and a half years.
8. He now owns a security firm known as Mtumishi Security Service.
9. He is engaged and planning on walking down the aisle soon.
10. He is also a youth leader.
Thursday, 13 February 2014
List of All Governors’ Number Plates incase They Break Traffic Rules
Yesterday, Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua was caught on tape disregarding all traffic rules in the city. His four vehicle motorcade shamelessly drove on wrong sides and not even police could touch him.
Just this Sunday, the same governor’s entourage killed a pedestrian near Karatina.
If the police will not do anything, at least we will try. Whenever you see a governor’s car breaking traffic rules, share pictures and perhaps we can remind them they’re also mortal men.
Here’s a list of all their numberplates.
Mombasa
GVN001A
GVN001B
Kwale
GVN002B
GVN002B
Kilifi
GVN003A
GVN003B
Tana River
GVN04A
GVN04B
Lamu
GVN05A
GVN05B
Taita/Taveta
GVN06A
GVN06B
Garissa
GVN07A
GVN07B
Wajir
GVN08A
GVN08B
Mandera
GVN09A
GVN09B
Marsabit
GVN010A
GVN010B
Isiolo
GVN011A
GVN011B
Meru
GVN012A
GVN012B
Tharaka-Nithi
GVN013A
GVN013B
Embu
GVN014A
GVN014B
Kitui
GVN015A
GVN015B
Machakos
GVN016A
GVN016B
Makueni
GVN017A
GVN017B
Nyandarua
GVN018A
GVN018B
Nyeri
GVN019A
GVN019B
Kirinyaga
GVN020A
GVN020B
Murang’a
GVN021A
GVN021B
Kiambu
GVN022A
GVN022B
Turkana
GVN023A
GVN023B
West Pokot
GVN024A
GVN024B
Samburu
GVN025A
GVN025B
Trans Nzoia
GVN026A
GVN026B
Uasin Gishu
GVN027A
GVN027B
Elgeyo/Marakwet
GVN028A
GVN028B
Nandi
GVN029A
GVN029B
Baringo
GVN030A
GVN030B
Laikipia
GVN031A
GVN031B
Nakuru
GVN032A
GVN032B
Narok
GVN033A
GVN033B
Kajiado
GVN034A
GVN034B
Kericho
GVN035A
GVN035B
Bomet
GVN036A
GVN036B
Kakamega
GVN037A
GVN037B
Vihiga
GVN038A
GVN038B
Bungoma
GVN039A
GVN039B
Busia
GVN040A
GVN040B
Siaya
GVN041A
GVN041B
Kisumu
GVN042A
GVN042B
Homa Bay
GVN043A
GVN043B
Migori
GVN044A
GVN044B
Kisii
GVN045A
GVN045B
Nyamira
GVN046A
GVN046B
Nairobi
GVN047A
GVN047B
Man Utds playing the penis formation just the way Moyes likes
unlike Liverpool playing a strategic formation
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