WHEN CANING IS NECCESARRY

I take this earliest opportunity to send my condolences and messages of good will to former Première as he recuperates from Monday’s caning. It was painful, barbaric, embarrassing and awful. I have watched that clip again and again, torn between laughing and feeling bad. The mzee snaked his way in the crowd like a U.S SEAL connoisseur unnoticed. He then repositioned himself two feet from Agwambo, scanned the environment and then professionally chose the yummiest part to hit. Tinga was all this time swallowed in sweet hip shakings and dance with the Mzee’s wife to notice the looming lynching.
Like a skilled Moran, the Mzee bit his lower lip, raised the 5 kg bakora 8 Kilometers high and then descended it at a speed of 65 Km/hr. It landed on R.A.O’s bend back with a thud. Mheashimiwa suppressed a scream and jumped up akisugua the dented area.
Meanwhile Governor Mvurya was also receiving his dosage of ‘tatu bora’ from the kamzee.
As expected, Jubilee supporters were celebrating all over. They tossed chang’aa tins and send each other congratulatory messages. They even recommended Mzee Mudzomba be added to the list of MauMau fighters. Others baptized him the government chief whip. CORD supporters on the other hand went underground as soon as the bamboo cane landed, and I haven’t heard from any of them. The few who have talked have condemned the act, calling it jubilee orchestrated and a signal that RAO is not safe.

Sisemi kitu.

I must confess however, I have been tempted to think this mzee who caned Agwambo is the one who wrote “Fimbo Chapa” lyrics to DNA. Remember that the National Anthem was written by another mzee from the same village (just guessing) The unanswered question however is, why did Mzee Mudzomba cane R.A.O?

I have my opinion.

The first an obvious one is the story about the wife. Let’s us assume the man is insecure, over protective and with ego. He couldn’t stand the sight of his wife shaking her butt so willingly to another man. He feared RAO and Mvurya will chapa the wife with their ’fimbo’. He had to tell them to
keep their “Fimbos” away from his wife. The best way to do it was to hit them with a 'Fimbo’. A bakora on Agwambo’s back was better than Agwambo’s ‘bakora’ in her wife.
I also again want to think that he didn’t actually cane RAO. He didn’t intend to either. He was just dancing and waving his fimbo in
the air when he tripped due to old age and fell, unfortunately on Raila’s back. It was just
a slight accident, where nobody was hurt.
The government, media and enemies of development as expected anyway exaggerated it, making it appear as if Raila was caned, beaten, thrashed and trodden like a Burukenge. Msheew!

The other close reason may be to do with the Referendum campaign. The signatures were being collected and mzee wanted to sign. I think he confused where the signatures were to be put, and he thought it was on Raila’s back. I don’t know why he thought thrashing Raila was equivalent to signing on the referendum, maybe confusion of old age sgain. Or maybe he wanted to just tap Raila on the back and request the Signature paper to sign. The tapping turned out to be a bit painfull. Maybe. Anyway come Mzee’s canes come Duale’s
insults, referendum Lazima.

Wiz Khalifa Compares Miley’s Smoking Habit To A “Blowing Train”

Hannah Montana’s princess is lost! completely lost and if you think am just judging ask Wiz Khalifa. Anyway Wiz khalifa is working on a new interview with Miley. The two are supposed to work together on a single which will be featured on Wiz Khalifa’s new album Black Hollywood.

On an interview with Arsenio Hall on Monday night Wiz Khalifa compared Mileys smoking habit to a “blowing train”. He also said that working with her is fun because she is full of energy. When he was asked how he finds her, Khalifa said, .“Insane! But in a good way though. Like, she’s just a ball of energy, you know what I mean? And she smokes a ton“ Asked in more detail about Cyrus’s smoking habit, he said: “She’s younger so it’s different. Every five minutes she kept being like, ‘Wiz, you don’t have a joint rolled? What’s up?”Right, and she’s just blowin’ like a train,” Khalifa said.



It’s no secret that Miley loves smoking weed plus she also confessed “Weed is the best drug on earth”. I sincerely don’t know what went on, to change this Hannah Montana princess, but all I know is that she is not the same. Although wiz also loves smoking joints it’s clear to see that Miley is on the loose, plus that is the main reason he wants to work with her. I will not be surprised if the two release a single about weed either.

5 Things Men Are Allowed To Lie About To Their Women

Men are open like books and you can be able to read their true feelings without having to ask much. Anyway being a man am sure there are things you know your woman will definitely react to if you mention. It’s advisable to tame your tongue to avoid unnecessary arguments. So below are some things you should avoid telling your woman or best just lie because the truth will get you into issues.  

How much he love his mother:
Okay she already knows you love your family but if you keep rubbing it on her face how much you love your mum, your mum might start being a threat to her. It’s good to moderate how much you talk about her because it also paints you as a mama boy!

What His family Thinks of her:
If she has already met your family, but they don’t like her for you, it’s best to lie to her because she would feel offended if she knew the truth. So if you love her it’s ‘best to keep that away from her before

How Much he spent On Your Car/Stereo/gadget:
If you are spending a lot of money on your gadgets… lie if she asks how much you got them for. Because if the two of you are sharing an account she might think that you are a spend thrift and wouldn’t want to trust you with her money.

How Much You knew your ex:
There is a reason why the girl you dated the girl before her is called an ex, so it’s better not to talk about your ex. If a conversation about her comes up find a way to escape the vibe and if your girl wants to know how much you knew your ex, lie or avoid the question.

What You think of her family:
If her family irritates you because they like asking too much questions, don’t mention it straight to her face. You can try to hide it from her and even just try to get along with them, but you telling her that you don’t like her parents would be like disqualifying yourself from a race.